Aalap is a stand-up comedian based out of NYC.  He likes to pretend that someone professional made this site by writing in the third person.

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Now some cool braggy stuff

  • MTV2 (Charlamange and Friends) – Watch the sketch
  • Featured Performer (2x) — Out of Bound Comedy Festival
  • Winner — Comedy Crisis Comedian Competition
  • Host and Master of Ceremonies — The South Asian Bar Association of New York
  • Finalist — The Comedy Cellar’s Laugh-Off Competition
  • Toured with Like These Guys comedy tour
  • Performed for future American Heroes at the Coast Guard Academy
  • Performed for smarty pants at Princeton University (and other lesser colleges)

Now this: